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Lexi Love looks good with her clothes on, of course, but the diminutive Bostonian is especially fetching whilst nearly naked but for some green rope, and barefoot. She sits, Buddha-like, with her legs wide open on a very lucky leather couch.

“You are very cute,” says the director.

“Well thank you,” she says. “But I’m also nasty.”

This is unnecessary but helpful considering how Love is sitting. We imagine for a moment that our gaze isn’t directed between her legs as much as it is into her pretty eyes.

The movie is “Nylon Nymphomania” and it just makes us want to move to Hollywood and get an office job there.

Ditto Kaiya Lynn. The Japanese-American from Los Angeles might be spattered with a little semen but she still looks wholesome. She talks about double-penetration scenes.

“You know, a DP is pretty hard to set up,” she says when asked about her off-camera exploits. “So when it happened on set it was really nice. The orgasm is just different. And it might have something to do with the fact that I’m not the one doing all the planning.”

There are so many tradeoffs we make in the pursuit of our dreams, but the women who pass through the doors of L.A.’s Rockstar Entertainment consider the casting couch a perk rather than a demeaning stepping stone on the way to fame and/or riches. So the main question viewers face when viewing Tony Ward’s “Nylon Nymphomania” is:

Where do we find these women in real life?

Watch “Nylon Nymphomania” here