You are familiar with the story: bored trophy wives flounce around their expensive hilltop homes, eating bon bons and smug in the knowledge that they have landed a man and a comfortable lifestyle. But are they truly happy? Hell no. They yearn for thrills that only the working class can provide.

Studio: Private
Director: Dave Naz
Starring: Sasha Grey, Rebeca Linares, Nina Hartley, Tara Lynn Foxx, Jada Fire, Tory Lane, Tommy Gunn, Mr. Marcus, Sascha

Director Dave Naz has made a very funny and stylish film based on familiar subject matter starring many of America’s most beloved porn stars.

“Ashley Blue suggested the title,” Naz told us. “On the one hand you’ve got something that’s been done a thousand times before – the bored housewife porno – but when the story is so simple you have a lot of freedom to make changes.”

Scene One: B/G

Sasha Grey is all-too-grateful to let her piano practice be interrupted by Mr. Marcus, and her gag reflex to be interrupted by his dick. It’s not like she was making real progress on the piano anyway.

But what Grey does do to perfection is jerk Marcus off with her ass. It is almost hypnotic.

Scene Two: B/B/G

“My husband is in the next room,” says Spain’s greatest export, Rebeca Linares, to Tommy Gunn. “Are you nervous?”

“Do I look nervous?” he asks.

(That’s true; I don’t get erections when I’m nervous, either.)

But then her husband discovers them and – what the hell – decides to join in. I guess he figures that the damage is done.

Scene Three: B/G/G

Depraved mom Nina Hartley has the urge to fuck a young guy in her daughter’s bedroom and, as one might expect, calls the shots from the moment he walks in.

When daughter Tara Lynn Foxx discovers them she, too, is compelled to join in. What other choice does she have?

Scene Four: B/G

Maybe Tommy Gunn is playing the same character as before, but in this scene with the commanding Jada Fire, things are less complicated: there’s no husband in the next room, so all he has to do is negotiate her curves as she attacks him.

Scene Five: B/G

But the nastiest scene is saved for the end, as Tory Lane takes on two guys in a loud and very physical scene. At this point we’re not aware of why Tory Lane is jeopardizing a stable marriage to have aggressive sex with two dudes, but she is really, really good at adultery.

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